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MCB TO ROCK HALFTIME SHOW
Meaty Cheesy Boys Plan To Melt Fans During First Home Game
Confirming recent rumors, the Meaty Cheesy Boys have officially agreed to take the stage during the very first halftime show of a Carnivores home game. The deal was inked by MCB's manager Marty M., and made public by Marty's publishing group, Meaty Boys, Inc.
Meaty Cheesy Boys will reportedly perform two songs; their crowd-pleasing smash hit "Ultimate Cheeseburger," and a yet-to-be-released single from their unnamed new album. This announcement of an unreleased single, coupled with a complete lack of public appearances by the Boys in the last six months, has created quite an air of anticipation among fans.
"Omigod, I don't even like football, but I just bought tickets on the forty-yard-line!" stated an unidentified fan from California. "I can't wait to see them. I love you EJ!"
Carnivores fans and players are equally excited. One of the biggest fans of the five pop stars just happens to be one of the stars of the team, Steve Salsbury. "I have twelve posters of them in my room, and only eleven of them are signed," said Salsbury. "I was going to get this last one signed when I was in their video, but they kicked me out. Hopefully they'll sign it at halftime."
The Boys themselves have been difficult to reach for comments, but TJ offered his predictions during a short break from their rigorous rehearsal schedule: "It's gonna be hot, yo. So hot, we're gonna melt the fans."
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